Calm Down Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Calm down. Said to someone who has never once in history calmed down as a result of being told to calm down. The instruction is well-intentioned. The results are universally poor.

This calm down mug posts the advice that never works and documents the irony of putting it on a mug for someone who definitely needs something stronger than calm down.

Who this is for:

• The woman who has heard calm down and responded in the least calm way possible
• The gag gift for the friend whose regulation settings are permanently at high
• Anyone needing a calm down mug for the desk where calm down is aspirational
• The calming. Working on it. This mug is not helping.

Made for the ones who try. The calm is a goal. The mug is the joke. The irony is the whole point.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Calm: advised. Down: pending. Results: historically poor.