Hold My Morals Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Hold my morals. She'll be right back. The situation requires a temporary suspension of her ethical framework and she needs someone responsible to hold them while she handles this.

This hold my morals mug posts the storage request with full accountability. The morals exist. They'll be retrieved. Give her just a minute.

Who this is for:

• The principled woman who occasionally needs a momentary exception
• The gag gift for the friend with excellent ethics and a very human moment
• Anyone needing a hold my morals mug for the necessary detours
• The moral. Temporarily offsite. Returning shortly.

Made for the situations that tested the standards and found them briefly inconvenient. The morals are in good hands. She'll be right back for them.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Morals: held. Return: imminent. Situation: handled.