I Googled My Symptoms Turns Out I Need More Chickens Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I Googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need more chickens. The diagnosis is in, the cure is feathered, and WebMD has never been more helpful.

This need more chickens mug skips the copay and goes straight to the prescription. The flock is the therapy. She already knew.

Who this is for:

• The backyard chicken keeper treating her coop like a wellness plan
• The farm girl gift for the friend who self-medicates with poultry
• Anyone needing a Googled my symptoms more chickens mug for the coop
• The chicken mom. Diagnosed. Treating accordingly.

Made for the coops and the barnyard mornings. The hens cluck, the eggs appear, and the mood improves on the exact schedule the algorithm predicted.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Symptoms: googled. Prescription: chickens. Recovery: underway.