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  • "If All He Does Is Make You Cry You&
  • "If All He Does Is Make You Cry You&
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Peachy Sunday

"If All He Does Is Make You Cry You're Dating An Onion" – Relatable Dating Humor Sweatshirt

$44.97
$62.00
$44.97
Color: Black
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Deliver the clearest dating advice in the group chat with this relatable dating humor sweatshirt, featuring hand-drawn onion illustrations and the witty truth: “If All He Does Is Make You Cry You're Dating An Onion.”

Printed with vintage-style etched onions framing the punchline, this soft fleece crewneck combines culinary sarcasm with practical relationship wisdom for post-breakup hangs and girl's nights in.

Perfect For:

  • Girl's night in, wine nights, and debriefing terrible dating app dates
  • Hilarious post-breakup encouragement gift for your sister or best friend
  • Everyday casual comfort paired with leggings or denim

Sweatshirt Details:

  • Plush 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece blend for cozy warmth
  • Relaxed unisex fit with durable ribbed trim
  • Available in sizes S to 3XL
  • Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low

Free shipping on all US orders over $50.

Shipping information

- No EU import duties.
- Ships within 1-2 business days.
- Ships in our fully recyclable and biodegradable signature boxes.
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