Let's Keep The To A Minimum Today Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Let's keep the nonsense to a minimum today. A reasonable request, posted in ceramic, renewed every morning, honored roughly never.

This keep it to a minimum mug negotiates with the day before it starts. The quota is set, the universe ignores it, and she copes caffeinated.

Who this is for:

• The realist who knows the day will test the policy
• The office gift that speaks for the whole team by 10am
• Anyone needing a keep it to a minimum mug as a formal request
• The negotiator. Reasonable. Repeatedly overruled.

Made for the Mondays and the meetings that multiply. The request stands, the chaos arrives anyway, and the mug refills accordingly.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Request: filed. Compliance: pending. Coffee: essential.