Lost Friends And Money Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Lost friends and money. The two most expensive things in life, and somehow they always leave at the same time and in the same direction.

This lost friends and money mug files the inventory with dark accuracy. The ledger is short. The losses are noted. The mug holds the debrief.

Who this is for:

• The woman who has done the accounting and found the results unsurprising
• The gag gift for the friend who can narrate both losses with impressive detail
• Anyone needing a lost friends and money mug for the philosophical mornings
• The accountant. Of losses. Both kinds. Simultaneously.

Made for the mornings after the ledger was reviewed. The friends: gone. The money: also gone. The coffee: the only thing still showing up consistently.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Friends: lost. Money: also lost. Coffee: still here.