Things I Have Going For Me Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Things I have going for me: resting bitch face, thick thighs, and sarcasm. The complete résumé, the whole asset portfolio, and frankly an excellent combination.

This things I have going for me mug audits the inventory honestly. All three are features. None are going anywhere. The package deal is non-negotiable.

Who this is for:

• The woman who owns all three qualities without apology
• The confidence gift that lists the actual strengths
• Anyone needing a resting bitch face thick thighs sarcasm mug daily
• Her. Fully equipped. Thriving.

Made for the mornings she's reminded exactly what she's working with. The face sets the tone, the thighs carry the day, and the sarcasm handles everything else.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Assets: three. Quality: excellent. Apologies: zero.